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Stage 5 Clinger Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Stage 5 Clinger Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Channel your inner Wedding Crashers with this hilarious "I've Got a Stage 5 Clinger" T-shirt, a perfect nod to the iconic movie quote that never gets old. Crafted from soft, 100% cotton, this classic Gildan 5000 tee offers both comfort and durability while delivering a witty punchline for anyone who’s ever had a little too much attention from a clingy partner. Featuring bold text and a fun, laid-back design, this shirt is perfect for casual outings, movie nights, or just making your friends laugh.

Features:

  • Soft, breathable 100% cotton for ultimate comfort.
  • Classic fit that suits all body types.
  • Playful "Stage 5 Clinger" quote inspired by Wedding Crashers.
  • Available in a variety of sizes for all fans of the film.

Whether you’ve experienced the chaos of a stage 5 clinger or just love quoting Wedding Crashers, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter!


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Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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