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WOODEN SPOON SURVIVOR Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

WOODEN SPOON SURVIVOR Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Being a Wooden Spoon Survivor is like wearing a badge of honor forged in the fiery crucible of childhood chaos. It’s the proud title earned by those who dodged, ducked, or outran the dreaded wooden spoon—Mom’s weapon of choice, wielded with the precision of a ninja and the fury of a hurricane. This wasn’t just kitchenware; it was the scepter of parental justice, ready to deliver a swift thwack for crimes like sneaking cookies or sassing back. As a survivor, you’ve got stories of epic chases around the dining table, heart-pounding hide-and-seek missions under beds, and the sheer triumph of hearing that spoon clatter back into the drawer. It’s a legacy of quick reflexes, questionable life choices, and the unspoken swagger of knowing you outsmarted the ultimate utensil of doom—while still cringing at the sound of a ladle rattling in the kitchen.


This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • 100% cotton
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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